Friday, January 9, 2009

Benjamin Button would never cheat!

Brad "old baby" Pitt is saying he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina.

Seriously though, assuming that Brad Pitt has the same personality as his Benjamin Button role, HE HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY WOMAN WHO MIGHT BE PROFOUND.

So Janiston is like Tilda Swinton. SHE SHOULD GO TRY AND SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. She'd never make it.

And Angelina wouldn't mind a damn bit.

Uncool Angelina. Very uncool.

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