Muzzy

I will never forget this commercial as long as I live.

Alzheimer's patients lose their musical abilities almost last. Well, I will hold on to that girl saying "Je suis la jeune fille" until my brain just quits my bitch.

I always wanted to order Muzzy, but it had nothing to do with learning french. I just wanted that old lady to come to my house and show me her enormous stomach boobies.

Kyra "I suck Kevin Bacon's bacon" Sedgwick loves to entertain U

She's smiling in this picture because... (do i even haev to say it?)

Kyra Sedgwick (sp?) of "The Closer" is up for a SAG award tonight.

(For some reason, I think of a swampy ass when I hear that word SAG.)

"I said to the writers, 'I really want a lot of personal stuff for Brenda,' " Sedgwick said. "I feel like there's some of those personal quiet moments with her alone, is something that I've been missing as an actor, and I feel like the audience has been missing, too.

I bet Shannon Doroughty will think the award belongs to her if Sedgwick wins.

"I play Brenda," she'll say as she 'powders her nose.' "Ahhhhhh!"

I just imagine Shannon screaming at everyone she passes. "I'm Brenda Bitches. I'M BRENDA!!!"