Purple weed.

We've all seen it, but somehow, whenever I see purple weed I think it's divine, like it came right out of God's stash.

Chill out with a bong yo

shout out to my peeps who like to get stoned.

smoke that dirt that weed
or that chronie chronic

In the morning
afternoon
with a gin and tonic.

Blunts
bongs,
or the brunt of a bowl

Keep the smoke in your lungs
and exhale baby.

1,2,3,4.

STACEY Q IS GLAMOROUS

Today is the day of the Stacey's.

At about the time Stacey Orrico was born, Stacey Q was adding a touch of mink to the pop music scene.

This Stacey Q song is amazing. It's called "Playback" and it's scandalous.

Check out this video of Stacey Q showing Tootie from The Facts of Life how it's done.

Check out her pink low rider spandex. What a babe.

Stacey Orrico is hot!

This chick had a hit in 2003 called stuck, which is a TOTALLY HOT SONG. She cowrote it, which is always cool (WE STILL LOVE YOU BRITNEY!). But check her out.

And look how beautiful she is. If i weren't a maricon, a mariposa, a gay, you know, i'd be all about me some Stacey Orrico. QUE RICO!

Kanye does kind look like Benjamin Button...

On Kanyes blog he responds to a recent magazine cover which, he says, added grey to his beard: I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

I love that Kanye's blog doesn't need to have quote marks because he types in all douchitals... i mean capitals, and he is a douche.

Kanye is a talented douche set. He wakes up in the morning, cleans several vaginas and raps his way over to Robertson Blvd for douchy clothing.

I bet my mom purchased something like Kanye West in the early 80's.

Benjamin Button would never cheat!

Brad "old baby" Pitt is saying he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina.

Seriously though, assuming that Brad Pitt has the same personality as his Benjamin Button role, HE HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY WOMAN WHO MIGHT BE PROFOUND.

So Janiston is like Tilda Swinton. SHE SHOULD GO TRY AND SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. She'd never make it.

And Angelina wouldn't mind a damn bit.


Uncool Angelina. Very uncool.

Nene is A Better Sheree than Sheree could ever be!

Right now, i'm smoking a bowl and throwing my hands up in the air shouting "Go Nene. GO NENE! GO NENE! GO NENE!" like Kim Parker.

Behold the beautiful lady Nene of Atlanta.

Somebody better tell Sheree from Bravo's "The Housewives of Atlanta" season one that when you search her in google images, This headshot of Nene comes up way before any closeup of Sheree!

But Sheree might be too busy begging for money from her ex husband Bob Whitfield

Dude, she took 3 mill from that guy. Her opening credit line is dang true, "People are intimidated by her success." This calls for Kanye.

"I aint sayin she's a Gold digga, but she ain't messin with no broke partner"

Nene is is the hbic over on Bravo's "Housewives of Atlanta" and Kim Zockdlsjfs knows that shit right there.
Check out this clip from the season one reunion.

http://video.bravotv.com/player/?id=838262

Check it

This blog is now

It's a Generation XY Thing

Cause XY is the name of a gay magazine/website I used to read when I was younger.

So i'm giving it a shoutout.

I also threw in a picture of Matt Dallas from Kyle XY cause I think he's beautiful.

I'm kickin back to my blog everybody

So, I'm sitting here, listening to Beyonce sing her song, "Ave Maria." I don't recall the exact melody of the original ave maria, but Beyonce, man... she's got soul. Like screw Simon Cowell. I heard he said she couldn't sing. I really disagree. And though I agree with him on countless other decisions The result is:


Beyonce can sing.






There's a picture of David Archuleta because I figured, they're both singers, and he's way cuter. I also think that his song "Crush" is an extremely good pop song. It's well written, and Archie sings it beautifully.
So, yeah

Beyonce
(my ex used to say that when he wanted to smoke up.)

Box Office for May 30- June 1

Weekend Box Office Estimates: May 30-June 1, 2008
Sex and the City (New Line) $55.7 million - opening weekend
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount) $46 million - 2 2k total $216.9m
The Strangers (Rogue Pictures) $20.7 million - opening weekend
Iron Man (Paramount) $14.0 million - 5 wk total $276.6m
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (Buena Vista) $13.0 million - 3 wk total $115.7m
What Happens in Vegas (Fox) $6.8 million - 3 wk total $66.1m
Baby Mama (Universal) $2.2 million - 6 wk total $56.1m
Speed Racer (Warner Bros.) $2.1 million - 4 wk total $40.6m
Made of Honor (Sony) $2.0 million - 5 wk total $43.0m
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Universal) $1.0 million - 7 wk total $60.5m
Source: Box Office Mojo