File this under: WHO GIVES A F$#@!

Danity Kane, Puffy's Making the Band girl group, has broken up.

Member Dawn Richard said,"As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist]. It's devastating for me."

Poor Dawn. For one, I couldn't tell you who she was if I had a picture of the group in front me (Even if you took out the luciuos tomato known as Aubrey O'Day). Also, I doubt that Puffy gives two shits about this group going on.

The only thing Puffy cares about is money and fashion.... well, maybe just one thing.

Danity Kane wasn't the shittiest group ever, but they were pretty take it or leave it.

I guess Puffy decided to leave that shit.

Besides, the only girl group that ever really mattered on the Bad Boy Label was Dream.

OMG! I loved Dream. I wanted to be a member of Dream. I would have bought their CD if it weren't for the whole "I swear I'm straight" attitude I was going for at 13 years old.

Here's the lovely ladies of Dream doing their thing in the This Is Me remix video.



fuck it, I'm posting He Loves U Not too, because I love both of them almost as much as I love Casey's Pizza.

If you don't know what Casey's Pizza is, it's a gas station pizza chain that's only in the Mid-West. It might just be in Iowa. But they have a canadian bacon pizza, where there is an entire layer of canadian bacon.

Brit Brit tells Adnan to Stay the Hell Away

This brings the OMG's for sure.

Britney just filed a restraining order against her ex boyfriend Adnan!

NOT ADNAN!

Him and Brit were they best couple ever in the history of couples. They were both completely out of their fucking minds and in love with paparazzi. Adnan is a fucking paparazzi (or he was until they started sending him death threats.).

All I'm saying is that these two hoes belong together.

Brit, I love you no matter what, but I really think you liked Adnan.

Oh yeah, and Sam Sam Lufti was named as well as someone who, with Adnan, was trying to conspire against Brit "in a way that would have been extremely harmful to her."

Dude, fuck that.

Brit Brit loves doing things that are harmful to her. They probably were like "Hey brit, we have some PURPLE DRANK" and before she could go, Pepaw Spears stuck another hypodermic needle full of anti-psychotics in her ass.

I mean, I'm glad Brit's got her shit together, but Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

Miley Cyrus is Jail Bait if I Ever Saw It

But lucky for you, Paparazzi are, and 16 year old Miley Cyrus loves to show her shit.


Egotastic posted some pictures of some Miley Cyrus side boob that some of you may want to check out. I was pretty surprised, Miley's side boob is a lot bigger than I though it would be.

I'll be she picked out that outfit thinking how much sideboob she would be showing.


Click Here for the pics

This is what I did this afternoon

Paris, Stop Lying. We all Know You're a Few Herpes Short of an Outbreak.

Paris Hilton, whose in London being the BWF (Biggest Whore Forever) to everyone, is trying to convince people that she's NOT stupid.

Let me repeat. Paris says she isn't dumb.

Huh?

Ms. Legs Wide Open for Business said, "For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."

She also said, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny...."

I don't have time to take this too seriously, but just so I can prove my point, I'm going to post a couple of Paris' interviews below.

You be the judge.





Seriously. Dumb as a rock.

RIP John Updike

John Updike, author of A&P, died of lung cancer on Thursday.

Born in Pennsylvania, John Updike graduated from Harvard summa cum laude (that's really good) with a degree in English.

His stories have inspired since the 60's and they continue to do so today. |

He is a staple in American fiction.

His last name is slightly hilarious, too.

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Thanks. and here's a little vintage Brad to show my appreciation.

Kim Kardashian... STFU

So Kim "My ass is the size of Alaska" Kardashian had to open her stupid fat lips, emit air, and vibrate her vocal chords once more. KK had to chime in on the whole Jessica Simpson fat ass fiasco.

Khloe Kardashian's older sister said this, ""I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous." Kimmy, I think you need your eyes checked.

Wait No! You need your brain checked if you think that Jessica's Mom Pants outfit was anything but apalling.

Let's just throw Kim and Jessica both into a big tub of Hostess Cupcakes, where they will eat themselves to death. They will probably have to fight to the death, though, cause Kim's big ass isn't going to share with Jessica's fat derriere.

It will be the battle of the asses!

Nirvana

Samantha Jones Goes Lesbian