Razzie Awards

Here's a list of the 2008 Razzie Award Winners:

Worst Picture: The Love Guru

Worst Actor: Mike Myers - The Love Guru

Worst Actress: Wonky - The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Supporting Actress: Wonky - Repo: The Genetic Opera

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan - Mamma Mia!

Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore - The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director: Uwe Boll - 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru - Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll

Vintage Miley With Her Idol: JamieLynn

I just found this picture of Miley and JamieLynn being buddy buddy like two or three years ago, and I thought it deserved to be seen by Miley's adoring public (that means you, you perv!)

I thought it was a little ironic that Miley was standing next to the teen pregnancy cover girl JamieLynn. Maybe I thought it was foreshadowing.

Mickey Rourke Sure Knows How To Give an Acceptance Speech

Mickey Rourke won the Best Male Lead at the Independent Spirit Awards last night, and gave an uproarious speech where he became frenemies with Eric Roberts, and mis pronounced Marisa Tomei's name.

Mickey is a hot mess. If he takes his glasses off, I think we'd all die. Those glasses he's wearing are definitley hiding something is all. Maybe it's his dilated pupils, cause i wouldn't be surprised if Rourkey Was Tripping ballz during this speech.

I just hope he cusses tonight at the oscar's half as much as he did during this speech, because the oscars are so damn prissy prissy. And everyone takes them so seriously.

They need a little bit of Mickey's botched botox face brand of humor. Does that even make sense?

Nicole Ritchie, Pregnant again! WTF?

Dude, Harlowe looks just like Joel Madden!

It seems like just a couple of years ago Nicole Ritchie was poppin vicodin and driving the wrong side on the freeway. Now, Nicky Darling (I bet she calls people darling) is set to pop out her second lovechild with Joel Madden, the lead singer of Shitty Charlotte (aka Good Charlotte).

Nicole said in a statement:

"What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now........."

Well, I'm glad Nicole feels like she doesn't need to win an oscar, because I doubt that's happening anytime soon.

Paris Hilton would be sooooo jealous though! Wouldn't that be awesome? Nicole totally wouldn't thank Paris either, she'd smite that bitch on the stage. Paris would resort to whoring it up in Hollywood clubs trying to convince everyone that she's happy for Nicole, but if you've seen Paris' movies, you'd know that she couldn't convince Clay Aiken that he's gay.

So Long Socks

The most beloved member of the Clinton family, feline Socks, passed away due to throat cancer. Apparantley, the kitty liked to chew.

The Clintons put out a statement, "Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years."

You know this brings the tears. Whenever a kitty or a puppy gets hurt or dies i always feel it in the most sensitive place in my soul (somewhere right above my peen).

Seriously, though, if you actually read the quote above you'll notice that the Clinton's thanked Betty Currie, the presidential secretary who adopted Socks after the Clinton's moved out of The White House.

So that's how it is Hilary? You just dump your beloved cat on someone else. Socks wasn't important enough to you?

But he's so cute!!!

What the FUD?

That thing you're looking at above is not an energy drink. It's a FUD!

A Female Urination Device. It's so that biatches can pee pee standing up. HAHAHAHA.

Click Here for the official Go Girl Website.

If i were a chick I would be purchasing this item immediately. Most girls don't know the pleasure of peeing standing up (bit I for sure know some girls who can do it.) so this might just be the key to that glory.

This shit would be a bomb Christmas present. I think I'm going to get one for my mom and my sister!

And check out P. Diddy peeing below for an example of how awesome peeing can be.

Chris Brown... WTF?

It might just be over for you Chris Brown. I'm not sure you're career can withstand this.

In all seriousness, this isn't funny. It makes me sad, and sick.

Peepz. Control Y'all selves.

If you want to see the very sad picture of Rihanna then click here. I can't post that shit on this site.

Pics of OctoMommy's new Crib (hahaha so many puns!)

I Am Officially Obsessed With Octo-Mommy

I can't explain exactly what draws me to this gorgeous bat shit crazy baby lady. I think it has something to do with her excellent abilities at exploiting her life and her kids.

It's probably the fact that she does Angie Jolie better than Angelina herself.

Nadye Suleman, otherwise known as OctoMommy is looking at buying a $1.24 million dollar house.

Last week she was broke, had 14 kids, and no job.

This week she has 14 kids, no job and a ton of cash. But she deserves it, seriously.

I seriously, deep down in my heart, want this lady to be mega rich, mega famous. I want her to have her own daytime talk show. She can be like Oprah, but with 14 kids. I want the world to revere this beauty and give her the respect and love and affection that she deserves.

I don't know why I'm posting the pic below, because it royally freaks me out and makes me want to puke, but i'm sure some of y'all will get a kick (or a stretch mark) out of it.

Lily Allen... A Female Douche

So Lily Allen pulled another douche move. You know, I usually don't call girls douches, but Lily Allen is an exception. She's like that dude who thinks he's so witty and clever but is really just an asshole. Yeah, I imagine that Lily is a douchy asshole.

The funny thing is, if she reads this, she'll probably start crying about how fat she is (That's her natural reaction to any bad press "I WANT LIPO!!!). I think someone should give Lily a lobotomy.

I'm kidding. but wouldn't that be funny as hell if Lily Allen was all gagagaga. hahaha. What a douche bitch.

Oh, and that tattoo is the same one that Rihanna has.