This Bitch Blows Kisses At Me and I GO CRAZY!!!

This is my newest obsession.

Her name is AnnaLynne McCord and she is absolotley hilariously beautiful. Her perm is exquisite and her ability to blow kisses is what makes her so amazery.

yes, I said Amazery.

She's on Nip/Tuck and she's been in other shit, but I only know her from the pictures I've seen of her blowing me kisses (and duh they are for me.)

Here's a red carpet interview with the crazy biatch.

Look how she works it. Her movements say, Back the fuck up bitch, I'm famous!

Chris Brown Beat A Bitch

Something tells me that Rihanna was asking to get the whoop ass laid on her.

I don't think anyone should ever hit anyone, let alone a dude hit a woman, let alone Chris Brown hit Rihanna; but I'm sure she was just wailing away acting like a spoiled little pop star.

Shit, I'll bet she head butted Chris Brown's ass, and that's when he ran off.
That's one kind of head Chris probably doesn't like.

I wonder if Rihanna gives good sucky times. I'll be she doesn't even do it. Hell, if she did, i'm sure her cover girl lipstick wouldn't smudge.

Here's a video about the fat upper pussy area (FUPA).

Rod Blagojevich Is a Sociopath

I can't believe this guy. He gets caught on tape, saying "you can't just give away the senate seat" because "it's too powerful," and then he stages a media tour to say he's innocent and didn't do anything wrong.

Aside from his nice hair, and doable face, i think this guy is a complete douche dick. Yes, worse than a douche bag, he is a douche dick. He is worse than pulling a douche towellete through your peen hole.

I wonder if this guy gets a lot of ladies? I bet he's into some kinky ass shit. Probably some S&M type shit at the least. Fuck, I'd whip the shit out of this douche bag.

Why Can't We Buy Back The Old Britney

Somebody needs to fork up some major money and spend it on rehabbing brit. I don't get it. Doesn't she already have millions of dollars? Can't she buy back her beautiful hair?

Hell, at least she was always a lip-syncher. Cause if she lost her voice too, I don't know what I'd do. But I suppose you can't really go anywhere from lip synching.

Look at the toxic performace above, then look at the womanizer below. The difference is redick dick.

And what's with the hat? It's okay that your hair is really a dead rodent now Brit, the hat doesn't change that, and it looks straight up redick dick. (i'm going to be saying that for a while now). It's like the whole time you're waiting for her to throw the hat into the audience, but she never does. Maybe she forgot?

And look at her face at the end. It's like, "DID I FINISH? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? WHERE ARE MY BABIES?"

Poor brit brit. I can totally relate. That one time when I performed Womanizer on British television was pure torture!

Spencer and Heidi Are Fucking With You

I seriously don't understand the fascination with these two.

They are two idiot douche bags, who prove to the world, over and over, just how retarded they are.

It turns out that their planning a fake divorce for their fake marriage.

A source says, "Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now. He'll make sure people see him going in and out of a lawyer's office. Then he'll stage fake fights with Heidi for the cameras and talk on the show about getting married too young and pretend he's really conflicted. Spencer will push this as far as he can, but it will all be 100 percent fake. He loves Heidi and will never let her go. They're just always looking for a way to out-drama Lauren Conrad. It's their No. 1 goal in life!"

Spencer and Heidi are just pure fuckery. I wonder what their sex life is like. I bet Spencer likes to pee on Heidi... call it a sneaking suspicion.

Heidi probably listens to whatever Spencer says. "Baby, my piss all over you will make you more attractive than LC."

Below is proof of these two idiots idiocy. It's the music video for Higher that Spencer directed. This horsey horse cannot sing.

Maturbating is Over Rated

When I saw this, I thought it was a fucking joke. But it turns out they were made by the Passion For Christ Movement.

Aren't these shirts just a little obscene? I mean, should kids be wearing this shit to school?

I think these shirts will probably sell pretty well to masturbation fanatics.

If i had a fuckin dime to spend on clothing, I'd totally get one.

Turns Out Miley Cyrus Really is 16

How fucking naive does Miley think we are?

"After the above photo leaked of Miley and her friends doing Asian faces, the little tween star took to her blog.

I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I've owned up to them and apologized."

Dis bitch is crazy. First of all, Britney is not back on top of her game. She's playing the game, but she sure as hell aint on top of it.

Second, if she thinks for one second that anyone will believe she wasn't making asian faces, she needs to go choke on some kung pao chicken.

Seriously Miley. It's not that big a deal, in my book, but don't lie.

Personally, I think racial jokes are hilarious. So are jokes about gays, pre cum, and beasteality. Like: "Oh man, my dog pre cums so much when I suck him off."

C'mon now, that's hilarious.

Etta Vs Beyonce- Round 1

In the vein of Dunaway Vs. Duff, I now present to you

James Vs. Knowles.

Etta James, the one who made "At Last" the famous song it is, laid it out for Beyonce. Etta said, about Beyonce singing her song at Obama's inauguration:

"You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”


Dayumm Etta. You is pissed.

Well, I guess you'll be moving to Canada or Iceland now that you're no longer a citizen of the United States. I'm sure Obama will be said to see an old jealous bitch leave our country. I mean, on top of all the economic woes the country is facing (seriously, its fecked up), now this.

Oh well. I guess Beyonce will just take your place permanently, you old ass biatch.

you bitches decide whats what.

Being Obama's Campaign Manager is the Shit

David Plouffe, President Barack Obama's (That is SUPer fun to type), is getting somewhere between $1.5- $2 million to write a book about the 2008 presidential election.

Damn damnzy is all I got to say about that.

You know, I think he deserves more. Getting Obama into office is priceless. I still have nightmares about John McCain being inaugurated. For some reason, whenever I have those dreams, I end up waking up in a pool of my own piss.

I think John McCain's catch phrase "my friends" makes my bladder all warm and fuzzy, so it just flows out.

While my bladder gets all warm and fuzzy, my pee pee itself gets sad, because it knows that Sarah Palin will try and make gay sex illegal in the U.S. I have to cover my little peeny whenever Sarah Palin's name is mentioned.

I wonder if Palin ever made out with a chick at a party in college. I could totally imagine her railing a line, drinking a six-pack, and getting down with the ladies.

Christian Bale's A Bitch Remix

Here's Christian Bale being a little bitch, remixed!