Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Anna Wintour to Quit that "Vogue" Bitch

The New York Post's Page Six says that Anna Wintour (think Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada, cause that character is based on Anna) might be leaving her position as Head Bitch in Charge (HBIC) of Vogue Magazine.

This is only news because Anna is the bitchiest of all bitches, and because of that, she deserves respect.

Besides, if you fuck with her, or show her any potential disrepect, she'll do one of three things: (1) She'll tell everybody whatever you're wearing is "sooooo last season." (2) She'll breathe fire in your face, singing your eyebrows so horribly small that you'll be wearing lip liner on your brows for months. (3) She'll die.
This bitch looks like she's really fragile. It looks like if you shake her hand the wrong way she might just break up into a million shards of glass.

In any case, Wintour is a goddess. She's probably even bitchier than the world's biggest bitch (Madonna), and that's enough for me to want to lick her old mama tatas.

She also makes a reported $2 million a year, so while i was giving her chi chis the oral treatment, I would have to take a look in her purse and pull out some vicodin and money. You know that bitch has TONS of vicodin in her purse.

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