Tuesday, January 27, 2009

PETA Wants You To Have Sex With Vegetables

This PETA ad, which was supposed to air during the Super Bowl, has been banned by NBC because it's too racy.

I don't see a problem with it. I think if one woman and one vegetable really love each other, then they should definitley commit some type of fornication.

If you were wondering, I'd totally get nasty with a carrot.

I swear I've seen a dick that looked just like the carrot below. It was this dude I met in West Hollywood. He was ripped, and maybe on steroids.

DONT DO STEROIDS! You might end up with a carrot peen!

Speaking of carrot peens: