Monday, January 19, 2009

Chris Rock Wants Obama's Pee Pee

Some guy asked Chris Rock why he though there weren't many jokes about Obama.

"He's just one of those guys," Chris said. "You know, like Will Smith. There's no Will Smith jokes. There's no Brad Pitt jokes. You know, what are you going to say? "Ooh, you used to have sex with Jennifer Anniston. Now you have sex with Angelina Jolie. You're such a loser." What do you say? "Ooh, your movies are big. You make $20 million." There's nothing to say about Brad Pitt."

I disagree. I'd tell Brad Pitt he was a whipped little pussy next to Angelina. And having sex with Jennifer Aniston is like having a make believe tea party with a five year old.

Jenny proly just cried whenever Brad gave her his peen pop. I love you soooo much Brad baby. I can't wait till we have kids and you don't leave me for some crazy bitch who likes to cut herself.