Monday, January 19, 2009
Tommy Boy is going to Kill Hitler himself
During an interview pit stop, Cruise told a reporter, "I've always wanted to kill Hitler. As a child, I used to wonder why someone didn't stand up and kill him."
I would have love to seem Tom Tom try and kill Adolph Hitler. He'd probably just start assualting him with scientology information, Hitler would think he was some evil Jewish alien, and then Tom Cruise would kill him with lightning that would shoot from his crazed eye balls into Hitler's asshole.
Straight from Tom's eyes, to Hitler's ass.