Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Dancing With The Stars Is Going To Be Buzzing Next Season
Dancing with the Stars has been called a lot of names before. Dancing with the Has-Beens, Dancing with the D-Listers, and my personal favorite, Dancing with the Turd Monsters; but now, call it Dancing with the Drug Addicted Jackasses.
Steve-O has just signed on to be part of the season 8 cast of Dancing with the Turd Monsters. Seriously, WTF?
How fucked up was Steve-O when he decided to do this? He was probably on some mix of whip-its and crack cocaine and his manager said "Blah Blah Blah. I'm a friendly monster, do you want to come play?" He said "yeah," and next thing you know he's on the cast of Dancing with the Stars.
I guess it'll be interesting to see if Steve-O has what it takes to dance alongside a bunch of Marie Osmond/ Drew Lachey types.
Fuckery, this is not.
The rest of the cast will be out soon bitches.
Cut to 2:38 on the video below to watch Marie Osmond faint while being judged on Dancing with the Turd Monsters (I seriously love typing that).