Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Michael Phelps is a Wanted Man!

Turns out Michael Phelps might be doing more than just saying sorry for taking rips off of a bong.

Sheriff Leon Lott of Richalnd County, the county where Phelps puffed the magic dragon, is freaking pissed. In a statement, he said: "If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges. The Richland County Sheriff's Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity."

Seriously Lotty, chill. Pop a xanax or a vicodin, have a night cap, and shaddup!

Reefer is a personal choice, in my opinion. If you wanna get down with the dank, then do it. Fuck da police! You ain't hurting nobody. Reefer is about love not cops. Smokin the mary mary is how I got through high school. Hell, it's how I got through the month of January.

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