Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hey Straight Guys, Megan Fox is Single... and she smokes down!

Megan Fox, my horny straight male friends, is now on the prowl for some new peen. She must have gotten sick of nibbling on Brian Austin Green's chi chis

According to USWeekly, a source says ,"The relationship had run its course. It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends."

That's too bad, because I think Brian Austin Green, aka David Silver is a fine piece. And I'm sure he still has a penny or two after shooting 10 seasons of 9021-ho.
They had to pay that mofo way extra to make out with Tori Spelling anyway.

Dees. I am sure of.

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