This news has made my morning so much brighter. *sighs with happiness*
Nadya Suleman, aka OCTOMOMMY!!!! (yes, OCTOMOMMY!!!! needs at least four exclamations marks) has been offered the deal of a lifetime.
The Angie look-a-like has just been offered $1 million to do a porno for Vivid entertainment. Apparantley there's a big market for stretch mark porn.
Also, if OCTOMOMMY!!!! agrees to become a contract girl, they'll give all her kids full medical and dental coverage. Shit, I need to call Vivid and ask if they'll sign me up.
I doubt OCTOMOMMY!!!! will do it, though. She is far too classy. If you take the class of Angelina Jolie, Julie Andrews, and Audrey Hepburn, you've only got half of the class of OCTOMOMMY!!!! giant va jay jay.
OCTOMOMMY!!!! I heart u.
Below is a vintage pic of Nadya and two of her billion kids with the ever handsome Chuckie of Chuck-E-Cheese Fame.
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