I never thought I would want to have sex with a boat, but now I do.
I want to get nakie on that boat, and rub my doodle all over the poop deck. I want to frolic on the boat and drip hot wax on its mast.
That' being said, this Yacht is just A-OK with me. I want one.
But fuck, I can't even afford Top Ramen Right now, and that shit is like a quarter a packet.
MMMMM. I love Top Ramen. It's delicious if you cook an egg with it.
But not tuna. DONT EVER PUT TUNA IN IT! I made that no no once, and I dearly paid for it in potty time.
Chicken is by far my favorite flavor.
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