Sunday, January 25, 2009

John Cleese has Saggy Balls... well duh!

69 year old (haha... 69) John Cleese, who is going through a shitty divorce from his ex-wife is tapping some chick 25 years his junior.

Here's what John's little woman said about the beautiful Mr. Cleese, "You know, they're normally saggy down there, but he really has a nice package. He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He's had his teeth all re-done and he recently got hair plugs to cover the bald patches at the front."

I would hit John Cleese. Fuck it. He's old, rich, and famous. Two out of three aint half bad bitches. Plus, he has a nice package!

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