Kanye, Why Are You Such A Douche?

Mr. Kan- "I'm not gay" West has proven once again what a smoke filled douche bag he is.

The rapper/fashionista/douchebag recently said these humble words:

"I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

His greatest pain? Whatafuckingdouchebag. I don't know how many times I can use the word douche bag in one post, but Kanye definitley will push that number to the limit.

Douchebag Douchebag Douchebag.

Geez.

Besides Kanye, if you want to see yourself "perform" do what I do... use a fucking mirror.

Lohan Does Madonna... Much Better Than She Does Marilyn

I actually like this picture of Lindsay Cokehan doing Madonna. It's spot on if Madonna were a cokey, alcoholic lezzie for-hire.

Lindsay makes me feel sad, because its like we all know she will never get her shit together. She's just going to keep on boozing and blowing nose candy and eating coochie (well, the last one might not lead to her downfall... it would lead to mine though).

Let's all say a prayer for Lindsay. I pray that this Ms. Cokehan becomes a good actress and does less blow (praying for her to stop completely would be like praying for unicorns to fall from the sky... although...)

Rihanna and Chris: The Passion, The Drama... They're Back Together Almost For Sure

Sources (and by sources, I mean DListed) tell me the couple is stowed away in the confines of The Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills.

This is some fuckery. Chris Brown should be taking it in the bum from some guy named Chainsaw. He beat a bitch, and now he's back in the lap of luxury and back in the lap of the bitch he beat.

Seriously, there is a syndrome for what Rihanna is doing. It's something where a bitch gets beat, then the guy that beats her says sorry, and she feels sorry for him, and then he beats her ass again. Well Rihanna, you've been warned by every gossip blog from Perez to this junky ass piece of shit: STAY THE EFF AWAY FROM CHRIS BROWN!

Next time that girl gets a beat down, I'll still feel sad, but I'll also roll my eyes and give her an mmmhmmm... I told you so.

This is Amazery

This is Pinky the pink dolphin. Yes, this is an actual pink dolphin, the gays didn't have one dyed for PRIDE.

Pinky is an albino dolphin, which is why he's so pink.

He was discovered in Louisiana in 2007 and he's been gaying up the waters ever since. You know all the other homo dolphins are totally jealous. I hope the jock dolphins don't bash on him.

Actually, Pinky is straight. REALLY! See, you don't even believe it, think about how Pinky feels.

Poor Pinky. I still love you Pinky. In a totally hetero, non beastiality kind of way.

Man Accused Of Stuffing Cat Into Bong

That man was busted stuffing his 6 month old cat into that box thingy he calls a bong (fuck, i've made bongs out of weirder shit).

Here's the caption from the AP "Acea Schomaker, of Lincoln, Neb., right, faces animal cruelty charges after deputies say they caught him smoking marijuana from a bong contraption, left, that had a cat stuffed inside"

I'm sorry, but this is almost an LOL cat situation. If you could see the kitty in the bong.... 420 kitty Is In UR BONG!

or Stoner Kitty Like to Hot ur Box!

I'm eternally laughing (as well as disgusted) inside.

Authorities say he will be charged for animal abuse, which he should be.

DO NOT SMOKE UP YOUR PETS BOYS AND GIRLS!

Fry That Chicken... Fry That Chicken...

Mrs. Peaches Lays it down in this jam. I swear, this is the jam of the summer (even though it was released two and a half years ago).

I want a piece of that chicken. It's probably way better than the millionth double beef burrito from taco bell I had today!

Monifah... Yes, I Do Want To Touch It

This hot bitch almost completely fell out of my brain space until my roomate Boni reminded me of her gloriousness. I immediatley YouTubed it and brough it here for all of little Monifah lovers (don't lie. You know you want to touch it.)

This is the jam right here.

Fucking Seattle Cops Are Fuckt Up

Don't watch this video unless you are prepared to see some truly messed up shit.

These cops beat up a 15 year old girl. I dont know what she said to them, but she sure as hell didn't warrant wtf they did to her. Watch for yourself, if you think you can take it.

OctuMommy!!!! NEWS!!!

It's time for your favorite nut job, and mine, OCTUMOMMY!!!!

Turns out, Nadye, aka Octumommy refused free 24 hour child care for a year because the person offering didn't attach a reality show to that deal.

Fuck yeah, Octumommy, get your game on. Pimp out those kids.

I know I sound like a fucktard, and many of you think i'm sick and twisted, but I say, these kids are all goign to turn out fucked up anyway. Maybe having a reality show will boost their egos so they don't feel like shit from all the neglect they'll INEVITABLY have to deal with.

And maybe they'll be able to foray the reality show into careers.

I don't know exactly what Octumommy's deal is, but lets hope dem kids get taken care of somehow. Neglect is not cool.

I know this is also sick, but something about Octomommy's look just makes me think she was born to be a star (even though she had to give birth to get there.. is that even funny?)

Oh, and in case you all were curious, below is a picture of the man who claims to be the father of the octuplets. I mean, the pictures of the Octuplets don't look black, and this guy looks at least half black, if not full. So... idk.

I don't Know Why This Bothers Me So Much

Perez Hilton's been posting about Chris Brown. Here's what he said:

"The rapper has been popping in and out of late night recording sessions at the infamous Hit Factory studio in Miami where Brown is said to be recording tracks for a new album. "

Does anybody see anything wrong with that statement.

CHRIS BROWN ISN"T A FUCKING RAPPER. He's an RnB singer/woman beater.

Gosh. I'm so glad I finally got that off my chest.

And i'm not posting that douches picture. Instead, another LOL cat.

(Please, if you read this blog often, and you think i'm going overboard with the LOL cats, tell me. I just can't help it. they are so cute and addicting. I heart them)